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Saturday 2 April 2011

A chat transcript with my friend Lisa explaining how I met Ellen Page!


23:08 lisa.smyth: you met ellen page?!
 me: awesome
  plastic surgeons are smart but jerky
  oh YEAH!
  I should'vce asked her to hang out
  but I got tongue tied!
 lisa.smyth: LOL
  i would have too
  she's awesome
 me: oh and
  tiny!!
  she's like 5'1
23:09 lisa.smyth: yeah...
 me: but so cool
 lisa.smyth: she has such presense though
 me: we talked for a bit
  oh the things she asked me weere
  1)what's your name
  2)where are you from
3) what are you doing in La

16 minutes
23:32 me: but yeah so I saw her like three times shopping around while I was looking for matzo ball soup
  we totally like locked eyes three times but it wasn't like a checking out thing it was a "man I need to get out of here" look
 lisa.smyth: ha!
23:33 me: I wasn't 100% sure it was her
  until I saw the security guy say "hey I see you"
  and then the workers were checking her out and stuff
  she was just shuttling through the aisles
 lisa.smyth: was anyone with her?
 me: so then Im getting some other random things
  oh no
  dude she was totally incognito and cool
 lisa.smyth: dude!
 me: just jeans and a plaid top
23:34 lisa.smyth: nice
 me: no hat no shades
 lisa.smyth: casual
 me: backpack
  totally
  man I should've asked to hang out with her
  so as I'm leaving thinking wow that was amazing
  I line up to pay
 lisa.smyth: what were the exact words exchanged?
 me: and she lines up sorta beside me
  oh nothing yet
23:35 lisa.smyth: oh ok... i'm getting ahead of myself!
 me: keep in mind too I'm carrying my labcoat around
 lisa.smyth: ha!
 me: so I'm thinking this is once in a lifetime - I gotta go talk to her
23:36 the cashier is not that bright - she's screwing up codes and not really sure where anything is
  Ellen's just very serious and wanting to leave a bit it looks like, but keeping it cool
  so she's checking out and I walk up and I say "Ellen Page?"
  and she turns and stares at me
23:37 lisa.smyth: amazing
 me: and I say with a big smile "Hi I'm Canadian and lived in Halifax for a while! Just wanted you to know that we're really proud of you"
  and she's "Thanks!"
23:38 lisa.smyth: perfect
 me: "You're a super inspiration and ever since you did Juno you know we had our fingers crossed (for the oscars but I'm totally lost in the moment and I think this made no sense) and I think it's crazy that I got to see you here in LA!
23:39 at this point the cashier says something like "did you drink this already? What do I do with this?"
  it's an empty bottle or something
  she says "yeah just charge it"
  and returns to the conversation where she says
  "What's your name?"
  "Richard"
  "Great to meet you Richard"
23:40 "Thanks great to meet you too!"
  "Did you say you're from Halifax?"
  and I totally was not in my right mind and said YES
 lisa.smyth: oops!
 me: so then she puts down what she had in her hands
  blocks herself squarely to me
  and shakes my hand
23:41 "What are you doing in LA?"
  "I'm a doctor (gesturing to my labcoat folded onto my arm) and I'm rotating at cedars sinai"
  see here I assumed she's from La
  but I think she was just in for the weekend
  she says "oh cool"
23:42 AND THIS IS WHERE I SHOULD HAVE OFFERED SOMETHING ELSE UP
  but I get the feeling she wants to go so I'm like
  "well excellent to meet you"
 lisa.smyth: well... she might have thought you were hitting on her if you asked her to hang out...
 me: and she says "okay later dude!"
23:43 oops!
23:44 but then I just kinda turn around and just smile for the rest of the day
 lisa.smyth: ha!
  great story!
  she's cool
  i would have loved to meet her
  i think you covered up your star-struck-ness well too
23:45 me: well then I find her page on fb and get a twitter account
 lisa.smyth: you played it cool escobedo!
  nice work
 me: oh dude that's the most uncool in like two decades!
 lisa.smyth: whatever
  it's probably not as bad as you think
 me: yeah it was awesome
  I just really wish I was able to chat with her some more
23:46 lisa.smyth: you were probably suave
  ;)
 me: I get the feeling that she feels like she's missing out on reality and needs some friends
  oh dude I haven't had a proper haircut in like a month
  it's a mess
 lisa.smyth: LOL
 me: and I was breaking out a bit too from being an intern
 lisa.smyth: LOL
 me: so I was not at my top form
23:47 but a smile always gets across your intentions
 lisa.smyth: exactly
 me: hey in other news
  well unless you want to chat more
  it was crazy
  she got some greens and this crazy iced tea concoction
  it was like veggies and tea
  weird
 lisa.smyth: ya
  weird

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